Sunday, March 16, 2014

जा.म.दि.

८ दिवस उशिराने ही पोस्ट टाकत्ये, कारण मला feminist, anti-feminist अश्या कोणत्याही लेबलात बसायचं नाहीये. मुळात अशी लेबल्स अस्तित्वात असण्याची गरज आहे हेच मला त्रासदायक वाटतं. खालील पोस्ट सत्यघटनेवर आधारित आहे.

Soul Sistaas.. 
Rach, Priya, Vaidehi, Aasma, Rajni, +91 98 92 674367, +91 90 28 286..

06/03/2014
Vaidehi
Good Morning

Aasma
Good Morning Girls..

Rajni

Priya
Thank you :) 

Aasma
Whatsup girls? Womens day ka kya plan hain? 

Vaidehi
Nothing ya... We are celebrating Saree day in our office... hey Listen, can I borrow your Green jhumkaas? 

Aasma
I dont have Green Jhumkas. you mean Teal?

Priya
Dahi.. mazyakde aahet Green.. konti sadi nesnares? mala chikkichya shalet jaychay ga.. tyanchya shalet skit ahe. Chikki jhasichi rani banlye... 

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Oh Great... masst ekdum.. 

Priya
what good ya? Chikkikade saglya dolls barbie aahet... ata barbie maage bandhli tar disnar nahi na, mhanun navin doll ghyayla lagli tila navin mothi... hya shala na phakt paise kharch karvun ghet astat...

Aasma
yeah.. I know..

Vaidehi
Aga mi ti Yaminichya lagnaat nesli hoti na ti.. 

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If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save?
Husband: Of course, The tiger… very few are left..!!!!

Aasma
:D :D :D 

Vaidehi
Hahaha

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LoL.. Yamini tumhara husband kya karega re aise situationmein?

Priya
Obviously he will save Yamini...

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haha... I think one should save himself by running away.. lol... 

Rajni

Aasma
Hey women, baki log toh bolo... shall we plan something? Womens Day Dinner?

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Souds Good Aasma... We havent met in ages. Girls night out. great. 
BTW sandhya, my husband will not run away haan. He will never let me near Tiger in the first place. :D

Vaidehi
Dinner is nice. where? what time? 

Priya
yeah girls... its been long time. How about Sizzlers? 
Dahi, aplyala kadhipasun jaycha hota na tithe..

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Dress code decide karte hain.. all girls wear black!

Aasma
why black? 

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because black looks good on me :P

Priya
Purushancha nishedh karayla ka? Black :P :D

Vaidehi
Oye I am wearing Green Saree ya.. Lets all wear Green

Priya
I dont have anything in Green
Dahi, Lunch zala? Mi Dudhichi bhaji kelye aaj..

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Eww.. Dudhi? Why does it even exist ya? 

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Dudhi is very good for weight loss. 

Vaidehi
Haan. I used to drink Dudhi cha ras every morning before marriage. I lost 2 kgs in 2 months. 

Aasma
Oh so that was ur secret haa Vaidehi.. 

Rajni
ok.

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ok kay? 

Rajni Changed subject to "Womens Day Sizzlers yay! :D"

Priya
 Thank you Rajni :)

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Ladies, mala na thoda kathin vattay pan 8cha... Saturday ahe na... 

Vaidehi
Mag kay zala? tula tar sutti aste na Saturdayla?

Priya
Ho na.. 

Aasma
Hasarat-e-deedar ke liye, Uski gali mein mobile ki dukaan kholi…
Mat puchho ab halaat-e-bebasi Ae Gaalib,
Roj ek naya shakhs unke number par Recharge karwane aata hai!! :-P

Priya
haha 

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I am ok with sizzlers, as long as we dont eat Dudhi there.. lol 

Priya
who asked u but? 

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Mala sutti ahe , pan navryala nahie na.. 

Aasma
Dinner n sutti ka kya relation hain?
chal nakhre mat kar haan Yamini.. aa ja chulchapse..

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I know.. if you dont want to wear green its ok, even if you dont wear anytthing.. its ok with us :P

Aasma
Naughty Sandhya :P :P 

Priya
mala tar aadhipasunch hya doghinvar shak hota :P :D

Rajni


Vaidehi
Damle yaar aaj khup.. zopte ata .. GN

Priya
Good Night Everyone

Aasma
gn. see you on ssaturday :)

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ok I will try my best to come. gn. sd. tc

07/03/2014

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gn. dont let bugs bite. lol 

Rajni
Mornings Are The Most Beautiful
Time Of The Day!
So Wake Up With A Smile On Your Face
And Make The Most Of This Morning!
Have A Great Morning!

Priya
Thank you :)
are chikkichya shalet aaj rangit talim ahe, tyala alye.
Chikkichi ek friend Mary Curi zali ahe.
tila phakt kes bandhaychet n black frock ghalaychay. Chikkilach kuthun jhasichi rani banaychi buddhi zali..
asa easy costume wala banaycha na

Aasma
Mary Curi? 

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Marie Curie, are schoolmein tha na hume.. science.. she discovered Radium. 

Priya
yes. oohh somebody is very smart haan sandhya :)

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:)

Vaidehi
Good Morning Girls
Aasma, you didnt know Marie Curie? seriously?

Priya
Good Morning Dahi.. 

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Girls I am so sorry.. mazya husbandchya office friendschi party ahe udya. I cannot come.

Aasma
toh? woh partymein jayega. tu hamare sath aaja.. Womens Day hain yar Husbands day nahi hain

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are nahi, he said woh mujhe chhod nahi payega Sizzlers ke yahaa.. you girls enjoy haan.. 
without me :(

Rajni
:(

Aasma
Rajni, you will be coming na? 

Rajni
No. Saturday mera vrat rehta hain.

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are..yaa..sab log nahi honge toh maja nahi ata ya..
what vrat Rajni?

Vaidehi
Aasma, I need your Jhumkas for 2mrw.I come to your house in the eve.

Priya
Dahya, tula maze nakoyt ka? mi ghalte mag te udya.

Vaidehi
Nakot ga

Rajni
are our Guru had told me to follow vrat for my shaadi...

Aasma
kabhi koi aadmi shaadi ke liye vrat karte hue nahi suna yaar.. hamesha auratonko kyun vrat karna padta hain?

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oohh.. Aasma you are right
someone is already in the womens day mood haan.. 

Aasma
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM” and rest of them said- “KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!”
Men will always be Men

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Unless they undergo sex-change operation :P 
lol

Rajni

Priya
Thanks Rajni
Lol Sandhya

Vaidehi
Guys.. I am so so so so sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy
Just now my Nanand Called. 
She has invited us for dinner tomorrow. 

Priya
tila nahi sang na mag. apla kalch tharlay na dahi..

Vaidehi
ani mazya sasari kay sangu? maitrininchi party ahe mhanun tumchyakde nahi yete? kasa dista te? 

Aasma
I dont believe this. Vaidehi no ear-rings for you. dont come. 
Priya, sandhya you girls do not dare to ditch me.. 
we will enjoy and make these girls jealous. 

Priya
haha sure

Rajni
एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने Collage के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
” 50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत
बुरा लगा उन्होंने collage में हंगामा खड़ा कर
दिया ..!कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस
को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
“50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जाकर लड़कियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..

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tu kontya 50% madhe yete Rajni?

Priya
Aasma, lets postpone our plan ya.. mujhe husband n bachchonke liye khana pakana padega kal..
aisehi nahi aa sakti, fir late ho jayega.. bahot zanzhat hain 

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husband ko bhi bahar khane bol na bachchonke saath
ya ek din khud khana banane bol

Vaidehi
Sorry ya Aasma. Pick up ur phone. main kabse wait kar rahi hoon gatepe

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kya hua? Aasma gharpe nahi hain?

Vaidehi
Dont know, not picking up the phone.. 
main ghar ke bahar hoon uske.. 

Rajni

Priya
:)
Sandhya, lol aise thodi hota hain?
Dahi, ghetles ka Aasmakadun kanatle?

Vaidehi
Ho ghetle. 
Sorry Aasma, I didnt know. 

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kay you didnt know?

Aasma
its ok Vaidehi.
Sandhya, lets not meet 2mrow. Womens day toh kabhibhi celebrate kar sakte hain

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NNNNOOO
why? u too? 

Vaidehi
I ruined it. Aasmane uske husbandko ye plan nahi bataya tha..
I didnt know.. maine galtise bata diya. 

Aasma
Maine use bola tha, Mummy ke paas janewali hoon

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but why?

Aasma
aisehi without reason party ke liye nahi bhejta yar woh.. 

Priya
:( kay yar Dahi.. 
gn

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gn

Vaidehi
Good Night

Rajni changed subject to "Happy Women's Day"














6 comments:

Dhanashree said...

Good One !

Prajakta said...

Nice format! :) Whatsapp conversation chi style barobbar jamliye :)

Prajakta said...

Nice format! :) Whatsapp conversation chi style barobbar jamliye :)

Prajakta said...

Hasarat-e-deedar ke liye, Uski gali mein mobile ki dukaan kholi…
Mat puchho ab halaat-e-bebasi Ae Gaalib,
Roj ek naya shakhs unke number par Recharge karwane aata hai!! :-P

Brilliant :D :D

prititikle said...

Truth about women's life...Party finally cancelled

Vidya Bhutkar said...

:) I kept feeling that I am reading messages in our building's women group. :) Perfectly captured.
Vidya.