जा.म.दि.

८ दिवस उशिराने ही पोस्ट टाकत्ये, कारण मला feminist, anti-feminist अश्या कोणत्याही लेबलात बसायचं नाहीये. मुळात अशी लेबल्स अस्तित्वात असण्याची गरज आहे हेच मला त्रासदायक वाटतं. खालील पोस्ट सत्यघटनेवर आधारित आहे.

Soul Sistaas.. 

Rach, Priya, Vaidehi, Aasma, Rajni, +91 98 92 674367, +91 90 28 286..

06/03/2014

Vaidehi

Good Morning

Aasma

Good Morning Girls..

Rajni

Priya

Thank you :) 

Aasma

Whatsup girls? Womens day ka kya plan hain? 

Vaidehi

Nothing ya... We are celebrating Saree day in our office... hey Listen, can I borrow your Green jhumkaas? 

Aasma

I dont have Green Jhumkas. you mean Teal?

Priya

Dahi.. mazyakde aahet Green.. konti sadi nesnares? mala chikkichya shalet jaychay ga.. tyanchya shalet skit ahe. Chikki jhasichi rani banlye... 

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Oh Great... masst ekdum.. 

Priya

what good ya? Chikkikade saglya dolls barbie aahet... ata barbie maage bandhli tar disnar nahi na, mhanun navin doll ghyayla lagli tila navin mothi... hya shala na phakt paise kharch karvun ghet astat...

Aasma

yeah.. I know..

Vaidehi

Aga mi ti Yaminichya lagnaat nesli hoti na ti.. 

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If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save?

Husband: Of course, The tiger… very few are left..!!!!

Aasma

:D :D :D 

Vaidehi

Hahaha

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LoL.. Yamini tumhara husband kya karega re aise situationmein?

Priya

Obviously he will save Yamini...

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haha... I think one should save himself by running away.. lol... 

Rajni

Aasma

Hey women, baki log toh bolo... shall we plan something? Womens Day Dinner?

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Souds Good Aasma... We havent met in ages. Girls night out. great. 

BTW sandhya, my husband will not run away haan. He will never let me near Tiger in the first place. :D

Vaidehi

Dinner is nice. where? what time? 

Priya

yeah girls... its been long time. How about Sizzlers? 

Dahi, aplyala kadhipasun jaycha hota na tithe..

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Dress code decide karte hain.. all girls wear black!

Aasma

why black? 

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because black looks good on me :P

Priya

Purushancha nishedh karayla ka? Black :P :D

Vaidehi

Oye I am wearing Green Saree ya.. Lets all wear Green

Priya

I dont have anything in Green

Dahi, Lunch zala? Mi Dudhichi bhaji kelye aaj..

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Eww.. Dudhi? Why does it even exist ya? 

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Dudhi is very good for weight loss. 

Vaidehi

Haan. I used to drink Dudhi cha ras every morning before marriage. I lost 2 kgs in 2 months. 

Aasma

Oh so that was ur secret haa Vaidehi.. 

Rajni

ok.

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ok kay? 

Rajni Changed subject to "Womens Day Sizzlers yay! :D"

Priya

 Thank you Rajni :)

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Ladies, mala na thoda kathin vattay pan 8cha... Saturday ahe na... 

Vaidehi

Mag kay zala? tula tar sutti aste na Saturdayla?

Priya

Ho na.. 

Aasma

Hasarat-e-deedar ke liye, Uski gali mein mobile ki dukaan kholi…

Mat puchho ab halaat-e-bebasi Ae Gaalib,

Roj ek naya shakhs unke number par Recharge karwane aata hai!! 

Priya

haha 

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I am ok with sizzlers, as long as we dont eat Dudhi there.. lol 

Priya

who asked u but? 

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Mala sutti ahe , pan navryala nahie na.. 

Aasma

Dinner n sutti ka kya relation hain?

chal nakhre mat kar haan Yamini.. aa ja chulchapse..

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I know.. if you dont want to wear green its ok, even if you dont wear anytthing.. its ok with us :P

Aasma

Naughty Sandhya :P :P 

Priya

mala tar aadhipasunch hya doghinvar shak hota :P :D

Rajni

Vaidehi

Damle yaar aaj khup.. zopte ata .. GN

Priya

Good Night Everyone

Aasma

gn. see you on ssaturday :)

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ok I will try my best to come. gn. sd. tc

07/03/2014

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gn. dont let bugs bite. lol 

Rajni

Mornings Are The Most Beautiful
Time Of The Day!
So Wake Up With A Smile On Your Face
And Make The Most Of This Morning!
Have A Great Morning!

Priya

Thank you :)

are chikkichya shalet aaj rangit talim ahe, tyala alye.

Chikkichi ek friend Mary Curi zali ahe.

tila phakt kes bandhaychet n black frock ghalaychay. Chikkilach kuthun jhasichi rani banaychi buddhi zali..

asa easy costume wala banaycha na

Aasma

Mary Curi? 

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Marie Curie, are schoolmein tha na hume.. science.. she discovered Radium. 

Priya

yes. oohh somebody is very smart haan sandhya :)

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:)

Vaidehi

Good Morning Girls

Aasma, you didnt know Marie Curie? seriously?

Priya

Good Morning Dahi.. 

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Girls I am so sorry.. mazya husbandchya office friendschi party ahe udya. I cannot come.

Aasma

toh? woh partymein jayega. tu hamare sath aaja.. Womens Day hain yar Husbands day nahi hain

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are nahi, he said woh mujhe chhod nahi payega Sizzlers ke yahaa.. you girls enjoy haan.. 

without me :(

Rajni

:(

Aasma

Rajni, you will be coming na? 

Rajni

No. Saturday mera vrat rehta hain.

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are..yaa..sab log nahi honge toh maja nahi ata ya..

what vrat Rajni?

Vaidehi

Aasma, I need your Jhumkas for 2mrw.I come to your house in the eve.

Priya

Dahya, tula maze nakoyt ka? mi ghalte mag te udya.

Vaidehi

Nakot ga

Rajni

are our Guru had told me to follow vrat for my shaadi...

Aasma

kabhi koi aadmi shaadi ke liye vrat karte hue nahi suna yaar.. hamesha auratonko kyun vrat karna padta hain?

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oohh.. Aasma you are right

someone is already in the womens day mood haan.. 

Aasma

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM” and rest of them said- “KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!”

Men will always be Men

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Unless they undergo sex-change operation :P 

lol

Rajni

Priya

Thanks Rajni

Lol Sandhya

Vaidehi

Guys.. I am so so so so sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy

Just now my Nanand Called. 

She has invited us for dinner tomorrow. 

Priya

tila nahi sang na mag. apla kalch tharlay na dahi..

Vaidehi

ani mazya sasari kay sangu? maitrininchi party ahe mhanun tumchyakde nahi yete? kasa dista te? 

Aasma

I dont believe this. Vaidehi no ear-rings for you. dont come. 

Priya, sandhya you girls do not dare to ditch me.. 

we will enjoy and make these girls jealous. 

Priya

haha sure

Rajni

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने Collage के

नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
” 50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत
बुरा लगा उन्होंने collage में हंगामा खड़ा कर
दिया ..!कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस
को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
“50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जाकर लड़कियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..

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tu kontya 50% madhe yete Rajni?

Priya

Aasma, lets postpone our plan ya.. mujhe husband n bachchonke liye khana pakana padega kal..

aisehi nahi aa sakti, fir late ho jayega.. bahot zanzhat hain 

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husband ko bhi bahar khane bol na bachchonke saath

ya ek din khud khana banane bol

Vaidehi

Sorry ya Aasma. Pick up ur phone. main kabse wait kar rahi hoon gatepe

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kya hua? Aasma gharpe nahi hain?

Vaidehi

Dont know, not picking up the phone.. 

main ghar ke bahar hoon uske.. 

Rajni

Priya

:)

Sandhya, lol aise thodi hota hain?

Dahi, ghetles ka Aasmakadun kanatle?

Vaidehi

Ho ghetle. 

Sorry Aasma, I didnt know. 

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kay you didnt know?

Aasma

its ok Vaidehi.

Sandhya, lets not meet 2mrow. Womens day toh kabhibhi celebrate kar sakte hain

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NNNNOOO

why? u too? 

Vaidehi

I ruined it. Aasmane uske husbandko ye plan nahi bataya tha..

I didnt know.. maine galtise bata diya. 

Aasma

Maine use bola tha, Mummy ke paas janewali hoon

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but why?

Aasma

aisehi without reason party ke liye nahi bhejta yar woh.. 

Priya

:( kay yar Dahi.. 

gn

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gn

Vaidehi

Good Night

Rajni changed subject to "Happy Women's Day"